I found weed in the closet, opium in the jungle, and spa-nirvana at the Bangkok Oriental.

I hooked up with a speedo, and sang (badly) on stage.

I got dosed at 'Ruggerfest', my date went missing, and the Godfather of Soul made it alright.

I drummed for fried potatoes, and avoided naked guys on stilts.

I tried to be a dancer, fought flaming roaches, and almost saw The Pope.

I watched Jerry make it rain, cracked a rib on the volcano, and shroomed at the circus.

I survived a murderous cult, and saw CU win the National Championship.

I hung out with Bimbos and rock stars, and threw epic parties.