I preached from a soapbox, slamdanced with punks, and had sex in a fancy restaurant.

I got dosed at 'Ruggerfest', my date went missing, and the Godfather of Soul made it alright.

I watched Jerry make it rain, cracked a rib on the volcano, and shroomed at the circus.

I survived a murderous cult, and saw CU win the National Championship.

I sat courtside at Jordan”s revenge game, and stole wine from Oprah.